“Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.”
Ass Whuppin' - Unhinged Promos (#117★) - Illustrated by Don Hazeltine - Magic: The Gathering Card
Unhinged Promos • Rare • #117★ • Don Hazeltine

Ass Whuppin'

Card Rules and Details

Card Type: Sorcery

Mana Cost: {1}{W}{B}

Oracle Rules Text: Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Flavor Text: Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.

Set: Unhinged Promos (#117★), Rarity: Rare, Artist: Don Hazeltine

Sorcery Black White Rare
$4.06
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Historical Printings & Sets (2)
1 Languages
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2 Printings
Thumbnail Set Name Code Rarity Artist Released
Ass Whuppin' - Unhinged Promos MTG card scan Ass Whuppin' Unhinged Promos Viewing PUNH Rare Don Hazeltine 2004-11-20
Ass Whuppin' - Unhinged MTG card scan Ass Whuppin' Unhinged UNH Rare Don Hazeltine 2004-11-19

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