“"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."”
Mill
Deranged Assistant
Card Rules and Details
Card Type: Creature — Human Wizard
Mana Cost: {1}{U}
Oracle Rules Text: {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
Flavor Text: "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Set: Innistrad Remastered (#61), Rarity: Common, Artist: Nils Hamm
Creature
Blue
Common
Mana Dork
$0.27
Regular
$0.19
✨ Foil
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Historical Printings & Sets (1)
1 Languages
Official Rulings (1)
2025-01-24
Once Deranged Assistant’s ability has been activated, it can’t be reversed for any reason. If you activate it while casting a spell and discover you can’t produce enough mana to pay that spell’s costs, the spell is reversed. The spell returns to whatever zone you were casting it from. You may reverse other mana abilities you activated while casting the spell, but Deranged Assistant’s ability can’t be reversed. You’ll still have any mana the ability produced, and the milled card will still be in your graveyard.
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