“"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."”
Mill
Deranged Assistant
Card Rules and Details
Card Type: Creature — Human Wizard
Mana Cost: {1}{U}
Power and Toughness: 1/1
Oracle Rules Text: {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (Activate only as an instant. To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
Flavor Text: "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Set: Ultimate Masters (#49), Rarity: Common, Artist: Nils Hamm
Creature
Blue
Common
$0.17
Regular
$0.25
✨ Foil
€0.07
Euro
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Historical Printings & Sets (35)
11 Languages
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en
English
Viewing Here
6 Printings
| Thumbnail | Set Name | Code | Rarity | Artist | Released |
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Deranged Assistant Ultimate Masters Viewing | UMA | Common | Nils Hamm | 2018-12-07 |
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Deranged Assistant Innistrad | ISD | Common | Nils Hamm | 2011-09-30 |
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Deranged Assistant Commander Legends | CMR | Common | Nils Hamm | 2020-11-20 |
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Deranged Assistant Double Masters 2022 | 2X2 | Common | Nils Hamm | 2022-07-08 |
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Deranged Assistant Commander Masters | CMM | Common | Nils Hamm | 2023-08-04 |
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Deranged Assistant Innistrad Remastered | INR | Common | Nils Hamm | 2025-01-24 |
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pt
Português (Portuguese)
3 Printings
| Thumbnail | Set Name | Code | Rarity | Artist | Released |
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Assistente Insano Innistrad | ISD | Common | Nils Hamm | 2011-09-30 |
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Assistente Insano Commander Legends | CMR | Common | Nils Hamm | 2020-11-20 |
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Assistente Insano Commander Masters | CMM | Common | Nils Hamm | 2023-08-04 |
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zhs
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
4 Printings
| Thumbnail | Set Name | Code | Rarity | Artist | Released |
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狂乱助手 Innistrad | ISD | Common | Nils Hamm | 2011-09-30 |
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狂乱助手 Commander Legends | CMR | Common | Nils Hamm | 2020-11-20 |
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狂乱助手 Double Masters 2022 | 2X2 | Common | Nils Hamm | 2022-07-08 |
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狂乱助手 Commander Masters | CMM | Common | Nils Hamm | 2023-08-04 |
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de
Deutsch (German)
4 Printings
| Thumbnail | Set Name | Code | Rarity | Artist | Released |
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Irrer Assistent Innistrad | ISD | Common | Nils Hamm | 2011-09-30 |
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Irrer Assistent Commander Legends | CMR | Common | Nils Hamm | 2020-11-20 |
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Irrer Assistent Double Masters 2022 | 2X2 | Common | Nils Hamm | 2022-07-08 |
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Irrer Assistent Commander Masters | CMM | Common | Nils Hamm | 2023-08-04 |
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es
Español (Spanish)
3 Printings
| Thumbnail | Set Name | Code | Rarity | Artist | Released |
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Asistente desquiciado Innistrad | ISD | Common | Nils Hamm | 2011-09-30 |
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Asistente desquiciado Commander Legends | CMR | Common | Nils Hamm | 2020-11-20 |
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Asistente desquiciado Commander Masters | CMM | Common | Nils Hamm | 2023-08-04 |
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fr
Français (French)
4 Printings
| Thumbnail | Set Name | Code | Rarity | Artist | Released |
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Assistant dément Innistrad | ISD | Common | Nils Hamm | 2011-09-30 |
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Assistant dément Commander Legends | CMR | Common | Nils Hamm | 2020-11-20 |
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Assistant dément Double Masters 2022 | 2X2 | Common | Nils Hamm | 2022-07-08 |
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Assistant dément Commander Masters | CMM | Common | Nils Hamm | 2023-08-04 |
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it
Italiano (Italian)
2 Printings
| Thumbnail | Set Name | Code | Rarity | Artist | Released |
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Assistente Pazzo Innistrad | ISD | Common | Nils Hamm | 2011-09-30 |
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Assistente Pazzo Commander Legends | CMR | Common | Nils Hamm | 2020-11-20 |
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ja
日本語 (Japanese)
5 Printings
| Thumbnail | Set Name | Code | Rarity | Artist | Released |
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錯乱した助手 Innistrad | ISD | Common | Nils Hamm | 2011-09-30 |
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錯乱した助手 Ultimate Masters | UMA | Common | Nils Hamm | 2018-12-07 |
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錯乱した助手 Commander Legends | CMR | Common | Nils Hamm | 2020-11-20 |
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錯乱した助手 Double Masters 2022 | 2X2 | Common | Nils Hamm | 2022-07-08 |
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錯乱した助手 Commander Masters | CMM | Common | Nils Hamm | 2023-08-04 |
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ko
한국어 (Korean)
1 Printing
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ru
Русский (Russian)
1 Printing
| Thumbnail | Set Name | Code | Rarity | Artist | Released |
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Невменяемый Ассистент Innistrad | ISD | Common | Nils Hamm | 2011-09-30 |
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