“Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.”
Open An Attraction
Discourtesy Clerk
Card Rules and Details
Card Type: Creature — Vampire Employee
Mana Cost: {3}{B}
Power and Toughness: 3/2
Oracle Rules Text: When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Flavor Text: Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.
Set: Unfinity (#70), Rarity: Uncommon, Artist: Vladimir Krisetskiy
Creature
Black
Uncommon
$0.14
Regular
$0.32
✨ Foil
€0.20
Euro
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Historical Printings & Sets (2)
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