“Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford, After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.”
Fascist Art Director
Card Rules and Details
Card Type: Creature — Human Horror
Mana Cost: {1}{W}{W}
Power and Toughness: 2/2
Oracle Rules Text: {W}{W}: This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Flavor Text: Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford, After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.
Set: Unhinged (#11), Rarity: Common, Artist: Edward P. “Feed Me” Beard, Jr.
Creature
White
Common
$0.15
Regular
$1.83
✨ Foil
€0.12
Euro
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Historical Printings & Sets (1)
1 Languages
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