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Fat Ass
Creature
Green
Common
💰 Est. Market
$0.37
Regular
$14.50
✨ Foil
€0.15
Euro
Prices as of Sep 01, 2026. Market values fluctuate; double-check current pricing before purchasing.
Historical Printings & Sets (1)
1 Languages
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