---
name: "Discourtesy Clerk"
mana_cost: "{3}{B}"
cmc: 4
type_line: "Creature — Vampire Employee"
colors: ["B"]
color_identity: ["B"]
keywords: ["Open an Attraction"]
set: "UNF"
set_name: "Unfinity"
collector_number: "70"
rarity: "uncommon"
artist: "Vladimir Krisetskiy"
oracle_id: "0aafaef7-4827-4c80-87db-060f5be803f9"
canonical_url: "https://avascry.com/printing/discourtesy-clerk-unf"
legalities:
  commander: "legal"
  standard: "not_legal"
  modern: "not_legal"
  pioneer: "not_legal"
  legacy: "banned"
  vintage: "banned"
  pauper: "not_legal"
  penny: "not_legal"
---

# Discourtesy Clerk
- **Mana Cost:** `{3}{B}` (CMC: 4)
- **Type:** Creature — Vampire Employee
- **Power/Toughness:** 3/2
- **Keywords:** Open an Attraction

## Oracle Text
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

> *Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.*

## Top 4096-Dim Neural Synergies
1. [Deadbeat Attendant](/printing/deadbeat-attendant-unf.md) — Creature — Vampire Employee
2. [Seasoned Buttoneer](/printing/seasoned-buttoneer-unf.md) — Creature — Vedalken Employee
3. [Complaints Clerk](/printing/complaints-clerk-unf.md) — Creature — Sloth Beast Employee
4. [Ride Guide](/printing/ride-guide-unf.md) — Creature — Human Employee
5. [Quick Fixer](/printing/quick-fixer-unf.md) — Creature — Azra Employee
6. [Soul Swindler](/printing/soul-swindler-unf.md) — Creature — Demon Employee

## Printing Details
- **Set:** Unfinity (UNF) #70
- **Rarity:** Uncommon
- **Artist:** Vladimir Krisetskiy
- **Total Printings:** 2 across all historical editions

## Format Legalities
Commander: `legal` | Standard: `not_legal` | Modern: `not_legal` | Pioneer: `not_legal` | Legacy: `banned` | Vintage: `banned` | Pauper: `not_legal` | Penny: `not_legal`