“The mirrors weren't fun for everyone.”
Flying
Haste
Dissatisfied Customer
Card Rules and Details
Card Type: Creature — Vampire Guest
Mana Cost: {2}{B}
Power and Toughness: 2/1
Oracle Rules Text: Flying, haste When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
Flavor Text: The mirrors weren't fun for everyone.
Set: Unfinity (#358), Rarity: Common, Artist: Yangtian Li
Creature
Black
Common
$0.34
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Historical Printings & Sets (2)
1 Languages
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