---
name: "Dissatisfied Customer"
mana_cost: "{2}{B}"
cmc: 3
type_line: "Creature — Vampire Guest"
colors: ["B"]
color_identity: ["B"]
keywords: ["Flying", "Haste"]
set: "UNF"
set_name: "Unfinity"
collector_number: "358"
rarity: "common"
artist: "Yangtian Li"
oracle_id: "15cea1c7-2c11-4e33-9b71-9ed94091bcac"
canonical_url: "https://avascry.com/printing/dissatisfied-customer-unf"
legalities:
  commander: "legal"
  standard: "not_legal"
  modern: "not_legal"
  pioneer: "not_legal"
  legacy: "legal"
  vintage: "legal"
  pauper: "legal"
  penny: "not_legal"
---

# Dissatisfied Customer
- **Mana Cost:** `{2}{B}` (CMC: 3)
- **Type:** Creature — Vampire Guest
- **Power/Toughness:** 2/1
- **Keywords:** Flying, Haste

## Oracle Text
Flying, haste
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

> *The mirrors weren't fun for everyone.*

## Top 4096-Dim Neural Synergies
1. [Rabid Bloodsucker](/printing/rabid-bloodsucker-ori.md) — Creature — Vampire
2. [Vampiric Spirit](/printing/vampiric-spirit-8ed.md) — Creature — Spirit
3. [Vampire Sovereign](/printing/vampire-sovereign-2x2.md) — Creature — Vampire Noble
4. [Skymarch Bloodletter](/printing/skymarch-bloodletter-xln.md) — Creature — Vampire Soldier
5. [Savage Gorger](/printing/savage-gorger-plst.md) — Creature — Vampire
6. [Soul Scourge](/printing/soul-scourge-tor.md) — Creature — Nightmare Horror

## Printing Details
- **Set:** Unfinity (UNF) #358
- **Rarity:** Common
- **Artist:** Yangtian Li
- **Total Printings:** 2 across all historical editions

## Format Legalities
Commander: `legal` | Standard: `not_legal` | Modern: `not_legal` | Pioneer: `not_legal` | Legacy: `legal` | Vintage: `legal` | Pauper: `legal` | Penny: `not_legal`