“Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford, After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.”
Fascist Art Director - Unhinged (#11) - Illustrated by Edward P. “Feed Me” Beard, Jr. - Magic: The Gathering Card

Fascist Art Director

Creature White Common
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Set Name Code Rarity Artist Released
Fascist Art Director - Unhinged MTG card scan Fascist Art Director Unhinged Viewing UNH Common Edward P. “Feed Me” Beard, Jr. 2004-11-19

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