“Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.”
Fat Ass
Card Rules and Details
Card Type: Creature — Donkey Shaman
Mana Cost: {4}{G}
Power and Toughness: 2/3.5
Oracle Rules Text: This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Flavor Text: Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
Set: Unhinged (#95), Rarity: Common, Artist: Jeremy Jarvis
Creature
Green
Common
$0.37
Regular
$14.50
✨ Foil
€0.15
Euro
Prices as of Sep 01, 2026. Market values fluctuate; double-check current pricing before purchasing.
Historical Printings & Sets (1)
1 Languages
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