“Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .”
Rod of Spanking
Card Rules and Details
Card Type: Artifact
Mana Cost: {1}
Oracle Rules Text: {2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Flavor Text: Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .
Set: Unhinged (#127), Rarity: Uncommon, Artist: Mark Brill
Artifact
Colorless
Uncommon
$7.06
Regular
$22.75
✨ Foil
€0.29
Euro
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Historical Printings & Sets (1)
1 Languages
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