---
name: "Spicy Oatmeal Pizza"
mana_cost: "{2}{R}"
cmc: 3
type_line: "Artifact — Food"
colors: []
color_identity: ["R"]
keywords: []
set: "PW26"
set_name: "Wizards Play Network 2026"
collector_number: "7"
rarity: "uncommon"
artist: "Nicholas Gregory"
oracle_id: "9665f940-c0a4-4d3e-b889-8049cf549a4f"
canonical_url: "https://avascry.com/printing/spicy-oatmeal-pizza-pw26"
legalities:
  commander: "legal"
  standard: "legal"
  modern: "legal"
  pioneer: "legal"
  legacy: "legal"
  vintage: "legal"
  pauper: "not_legal"
  penny: "legal"
---

# Spicy Oatmeal Pizza
- **Mana Cost:** `{2}{R}` (CMC: 3)
- **Type:** Artifact — Food

## Oracle Text
When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

## Top 4096-Dim Neural Synergies
1. [Omni-Cheese Pizza](/printing/omni-cheese-pizza-tmt.md) — Artifact — Food
2. [Anchovy & Banana Pizza](/printing/anchovy-banana-pizza-tmt.md) — Artifact — Food
3. [Three Bowls of Porridge](/printing/three-bowls-of-porridge-woe.md) — Artifact — Food
4. [Ninja Pizza](/printing/ninja-pizza-tmc.md) — Enchantment
5. [Food Fight](/printing/food-fight-woe.md) — Enchantment
6. [Color Pie](/printing/color-pie-unk.md) — Artifact — Food

## Printing Details
- **Set:** Wizards Play Network 2026 (PW26) #7
- **Rarity:** Uncommon
- **Artist:** Nicholas Gregory
- **Total Printings:** 2 across all historical editions

## Format Legalities
Commander: `legal` | Standard: `legal` | Modern: `legal` | Pioneer: `legal` | Legacy: `legal` | Vintage: `legal` | Pauper: `not_legal` | Penny: `legal`

## Official Rulings
- *(2026-01-27)* Food is an artifact type. Even though it appears on some creatures, it's never a creature type.
- *(2026-01-27)* Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens.
- *(2026-01-27)* If the target of Spicy Oatmeal Pizza's first ability is illegal as the ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. You won't be dealt damage. (You can just tell your friends it wasn't that spicy.)
- *(2026-01-27)* Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.)
- *(2026-01-27)* If an effect refers to a Food, it means any Food artifact, not just a Food artifact token. For example, you can sacrifice Pizza Face (a Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant) to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability (an ability with "Sacrifice a Food" in its cost). You can't sacrifice a Food to pay multiple costs. For example, you can't sacrifice a Food token to activate its own ability and also to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability.