---
name: "The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service"
mana_cost: "{X}{Y}{Z}{R}{R}"
cmc: 2
type_line: "Sorcery"
colors: ["R"]
color_identity: ["R"]
keywords: []
set: "UGL"
set_name: "Unglued"
collector_number: "53"
rarity: "uncommon"
artist: "Melissa A. Benson"
oracle_id: "9adc9df1-bab0-4458-9453-7028f23693b8"
canonical_url: "https://avascry.com/printing/the-ultimate-nightmare-of-wizards-of-the-coast-customer-service-ugl"
legalities:
  commander: "not_legal"
  standard: "not_legal"
  modern: "not_legal"
  pioneer: "not_legal"
  legacy: "not_legal"
  vintage: "not_legal"
  pauper: "not_legal"
  penny: "not_legal"
---

# The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
- **Mana Cost:** `{X}{Y}{Z}{R}{R}` (CMC: 2)
- **Type:** Sorcery

## Oracle Text
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

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## Top 4096-Dim Neural Synergies
1. [Delete](/printing/delete-who.md) — Sorcery
2. [Slagstorm](/printing/slagstorm-fdn.md) — Sorcery
3. [Storm's Wrath](/printing/storms-wrath-thb.md) — Sorcery
4. [Steam Blast](/printing/steam-blast-usg.md) — Sorcery
5. [End the Festivities](/printing/end-the-festivities-dbl.md) — Sorcery
6. [Xenagos's Strike](/printing/xenagoss-strike-tdag.md) — Sorcery

## Printing Details
- **Set:** Unglued (UGL) #53
- **Rarity:** Uncommon
- **Artist:** Melissa A. Benson

## Format Legalities
Commander: `not_legal` | Standard: `not_legal` | Modern: `not_legal` | Pioneer: `not_legal` | Legacy: `not_legal` | Vintage: `not_legal` | Pauper: `not_legal` | Penny: `not_legal`