“Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."”
Wet Willie of the Damned
Card Rules and Details
Card Type: Sorcery
Mana Cost: {2}{B}{B}
Oracle Rules Text: Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
Flavor Text: Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."
Set: Unhinged (#66), Rarity: Common, Artist: Greg Staples
Sorcery
Black
Common
$0.25
Regular
$3.71
✨ Foil
€0.19
Euro
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Historical Printings & Sets (1)
1 Languages
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