“Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?”
Assquatch
Creature
Red
Rare
💰 Est. Market
$2.34
Regular
$30.99
✨ Foil
€0.73
Euro
Prices as of Sep 01, 2026. Market values fluctuate; double-check current pricing before purchasing.
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